Poetry ........

The following is a really funny poem about sex which my friends Paige and Laura participated in writing :

At first it was illegal
But then everyone was doing it, yes even that fat seagull
I thought about waiting
But my hymen was chaffing
So I got him in the sack
Then opened my crack
I thought I'd shave
For my new man Dave
But it went a bit wrong and I cut my clout
So when he saw it in the bedroom he started to scream and shout
He wanted a tit-wank
So I told him to talk to Frank
Then he slapped me silly
Cause I refused to suck his willy
Damn that boy got rough
And now I'm up the duff
Yeah that's right, he hurled his load up my muff
When I'm done I'll have a right pie of a chuff
Anal was an option but I thought no
I don't want an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve
So we did it doggy style and that's the way I conceived
Now I look like a whale
My anal virginity is up for sale
But now my chuff is officially dead
I think I'll have to stick to giving head

the end

This poem made me 'lol' !!
Hope you liked it xD xx