new year

Gosh i have not written a blog in a long while !!

so what has happened since my last blog ?

• i re-designed my myspace
• i re-designed my bebo
• i joined loads of groups and things on facebook
• i got addicted to youtube and can't stop watching videos now
• i started to film my own youtube videos
• i celebrated my birthday
• i celebrated christmas
• and now it is the ending to 2008

and so in order to celebrate the start of the new year i have decided to build a website which is now one of my projects on top of revision that i am doing.

now i feel that i have nothing more to say other than happy new year and au revior 2008 and i hope that 2009 is going to be great !! :)

i think i shall also have to make some kind of schedule to keep up with all of things that i am doing at the moment. oh well ! xx

"More reasons to shop at Morrisons" ........

Today I decided that would proceed in purchasing a cheese and tomato sandwich from the supermarket which goes by the name of 'Morrisons'

For some unknown random reason I decided to read the packaging whilst I was munching away.

Whilst doing this I came across a message on the packet which you would not usually expect to see this read .........

" Here at Morrisons we believe in keeping things simple. This tasty sandwich has been made for you today - here-in-store, in our kitchens, by our wonderful staff, using simple, everyday ingredients. We hope you enjoy eating your sandwich. We enjoyed making it for you. "

Myself I thought that this was rather strange yet lovely to have this on my sandwich packet, so next time you do shop at Morrisons and purchase a sandwich do take the extra 30 seconds to read the packet and see this message for yourself.

The whisk .......

I bought a whisk from Argos for £3.96.
In order to do my graphics work.

I fully dismantled it, removed every screw.

And this was the result ..........

This just goes to show that even the cheap stuff is made properly

[even if it is by a small child in a sweat shop for 20 pence]

Try the random quiz

There is this random website with a random quiz on it.

I found this on Anthony's blog and gave it a go and it is well ........

see for yourself !!

You just have to type in the top 100 words in the english dictionary [it sounds so simple, well it is really]

After a few gos you soon find out that it is all simple words which when you think about is is a bit silly because you actually have to think a lot about what you are writing because your mind is trying to think of complicated words but they really are not !!


So if you have any sense go and have a go at it ..............

http://quizicon.com/100-Most-Common-English-Words-Quiz.html


I shall now go and keep having a go at it and I will see how long it takes me to get all or most of the words on the list.

Another one to try is name the punctuation symbols .............

http://quizicon.com/Punctuation-Symbols-Quiz.html

I am not very good at this one because it helps if you study french. [which I don't]

If you go on the website home page there is a whole list of quizzes so go and have a peep !! x

I wish I had a hole in my wall !

The inventors of 'Hole in the wall' presented by Dale Winton are amazing .........

It is so great to see these celebrity people showing a different side, a slightly less professional side, a sprinkle of fun.

If you don't know the concept of it, basically there is a wall with shapes in it which speeds towards the contestants and they have to get into the correct shape to fit through the wall and if they don't they fall into a pool of water. Also there is the fact that they do all of this wearing just a tight, shiny, lycra suit. Oh what fun !




If you haven't already watch it !!!!!! otherwise go on youtube !! x

Easily inspired ...

At the moment I seem to be getting very easily inspired by the simplest of things for example:

-Pete Doherty
-Anthony Hill
-Poets
-Writers
and many other things .........

But I think that it is so great that I have all of this inspiration around me because then I can do some of my own stuff !

At this moment in time, well not this exact moment, I am writing some poetry and I am also working on a music project of 1 cover song and 1 of my own so that I can put them on to youtube for the world to see !

So look out for that @ www.youtube.com/zigzagem92

but for now here is one of my poems from my book- called life

Acting like nothing ever changed
Moving on, the past still remains
Forever we see no future
This life is just torture
We have history
But no story
The history is present
Like such in cement
What ever awaits us
Does not engage us
Guess this is our life
This heap of shite

Copyright 14 Nov 2008

mock GCSE #1 ...........

Okay so I have to prepare something for my mock GCSE graphics exam which is in four weeks. We had to choose between a foody thing or recycling. So I chose recycling.

The basic idea for my final piece is to make two people; the first from recycleable materials such as paper or cans. And the second made from ...........

one of these ----------------------------------->>

but I have to spend the time to unscrew every single screw in the thing and sort it all out.

Then in the 10 hour exam time I have to make these two people and photograph them how nice !

Hopefully I should get a good grade out of it with the support of my sketchbook and research. If I don't it will be really bad because I want my grades dude !!

The ideas in this blog have been copyrighted as of 23:07 13 Nov 2008.

(if any ideas are copied I will know and i reserve the right to hit you when I do [a word of advice just don't copy me] ).

Poetry ........

The following is a really funny poem about sex which my friends Paige and Laura participated in writing :

At first it was illegal
But then everyone was doing it, yes even that fat seagull
I thought about waiting
But my hymen was chaffing
So I got him in the sack
Then opened my crack
I thought I'd shave
For my new man Dave
But it went a bit wrong and I cut my clout
So when he saw it in the bedroom he started to scream and shout
He wanted a tit-wank
So I told him to talk to Frank
Then he slapped me silly
Cause I refused to suck his willy
Damn that boy got rough
And now I'm up the duff
Yeah that's right, he hurled his load up my muff
When I'm done I'll have a right pie of a chuff
Anal was an option but I thought no
I don't want an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve
So we did it doggy style and that's the way I conceived
Now I look like a whale
My anal virginity is up for sale
But now my chuff is officially dead
I think I'll have to stick to giving head

the end

This poem made me 'lol' !!
Hope you liked it xD xx

Mr P.D

Pete Doherty the Babyshamble and Llibertine !

This guy who some people hate and some peopple love !

Personally I love him for a few main reasons:

• Talent
• Poetry and lyrics are great
• He is generally lovely
• He is an inspiration

I never seem to understand why people hate him so much because he is just a person he shares the same world as us so why is there the need for this discrimination against him? This is the reason why:

• His history of drug abuse
• His association with the likes of Amy Winehouse
  
  

Clearly there are people out there who do take interest in him and like what he does because other wise they wouldn't have bothered spending the time to make this piece of artwork of him.

Pete Doherty shall remain to be one of my many idols and heroes !! x

bonfire parties can result in arse burning .........

Yesterday my next door neighbours had a bonfire party with the main components : alcohol, fire, fireworks, music and people.

So it was all going fine ; the fire works were going off colourfully and the fire was burning rapidly. So it sound all okay until the effect of the alcohol kicked in, it was a riot !!

Anyway they had this empty garden shed which wasn't really being used for anything and was just a bit manky and lame to be honest but it didn't deserve the treatment which it got ............

The guy next door in his drunken and possible high state of mind and body decided to start booting this shed to bits and putting it on the bonfire including the plastic roof.

By this time the guests were more drunk and started to have this huge row about shit knows what and the music was getting louder.

Then they all got a bit scared because they let off those fireworks which sound like screaming but they started firing at the house of their own accord.

After yet more alcohol and sandwiches were consumed the guy decided it would then be a god idea for one of his mates to shove this rocket up his arse and let it of and film it : so in the end they did it and it was so funny to watch him just running around shouting "fuck that burned my arse"

I of course was watching all of this from the very safe distance of my bedroom window until; they caught me looking and started waving at me !

After hiding from them for like half an hour i went back to the window to find that as soon as i peeped my head round the edge of the blinds i was being stared at again.

Then that was the end of the party for me i couldn't watch any more but their party went on until the early hours of the morning !

So now i think that we have learnt that if you go and get drunk at a bonfire party then there is the possibility of disorder and getting your arse cheeks burnt !!

This is all very random.

October

Well another month is over and its another month closer to the end of the year but hey ho ....
here is this months almighty list of shit i have done :

• played some more badminton in PE
• managed to sprain or at least pulled a muscle in my arm playing tennis
• watched yet more of Anthony Hill on YouTube
• found a load of my mates from primary school on Facebook
• read some poems, been inspired and wrote some myself
• been on a day trip to the Trafford Centre on my own (what goodness)
• bought a cosmopolitan magazine (which was good)
• had a laptop bought for me
• listened to the wonderful Pete Doherty in Babyshambles and The Libertines
• been to IKEA again
• done lots of school work
• found that wireless Internet signals fluctuate noticeably
• watched some fireworks in the backs
• found that time is money (and it is a true Fraze)
• been jumped on, trampled, and sat on by my dogs

and that is basically all i have been bothered to do in a month but hey well thats just how it goes ..........

au revior !! x

IKEA !!!!

ok so as the title may suggest i absolutely LOVE ikea !!!! :)

yes so people thing what ? why ? and i say so ....

hear is why i love ikea sooooo much : ..........

- its huge
- the lovely designs
- the uniform haha
- its the world in a building
- its mt favurite place in the world

wow i love ikea
people think maybe a little too much
but i dont care
its cool !!!!!!!

xxIKEAxx <3

hummmmmm?

well its saturday and well there is nothing to do round here !!!!!!!

so here is my day ::

• go shopping
• eat a pastie
• go to ikea
• go to argos
• find that the camera i want for £24.99 is out of stock
• get on a bus
• go to another argos
• do some drawing
• do my english coursework
• write a blog (obviously)
• listen to my music
• get called a slag
• get verbally abused by homophobes
• watch my dogs sleep
• go to bed

so yes this saturday is a boring and uselessly filled day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Questionnaire !!

This is my questionnaire which i have to conduct for my homework so please take some of your valuable time to do this !!?

1. In your opinion are you healthy?
yes / no

2. Do you have your recommended five a day?
yes / no

3. If you are not healthy why not?
too expensive / can't be bothered

4. How much exercise do you do on a weekly basis?
0-2 hours / 2-4 hours

5. If you do not exercise why not?
too expensive / can't be bothered

6. What is your opinion on healthy living?
good idea / bad idea

7. What could be improved about healthy eating schemes?
not have them / make it cheaper

8. How do your peers feel about healthy living?
good idea / bad idea

9. If healthy lifestyle were not as enforced would your opinions be different?
yes / no

10. If not why not?
can't be bothered / too much muss

11. what is your age?


12. Do you drink?
yes / no

13. Do you smoke?
yes / no

14. How would you rate your lifestyle?
good / bad

15. Do you think that you are overweight?
yes / no

Thank you for taking part in my survey you have helped me a lot.

lv em xx

speakers ?

Thank the world that i have managed to fix my major speaker problem !!

wow !

So now there won't be a blog for a couple of days now because I'm really busy with coursework at the moment so erm sorry about that !!

That is all bye xx

ps well wasn't that short and sweet?

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my gosh I'm going to get into like soo much shit !!

Here's the situation :

ok - so I'm on youtube listening to Anthony Hills' 'Simple Simon' and it was all going fine ......... until........the song ended! After that my computer messed up ; I tryed to put 'Glitter ball' on and it wouldn't play ! Well i say wouldn't play ............. well it would play but there was no sound, then i was thinking oh shit what have i done ?!
so i reloaded youtube because i just thought oh it must be the website ......... so it loads and i try to play again but still no sound. so now I'm thinking even more shit !!!!! so i turned the speakers off and on again but yet again no sound !
so now I'm hoping that it hasn't broken for like ever because its one of the things that i have been trusted with and i go and break it !!!!!! damn !

ok so ill keep you posted on how my speakers are working (or not) !

dankeschon und aufwiedersehn !! gut nacht !! xx

who ? what ? why ? .............

Hello it is pretty obvious that this blog is my first of October !!
therefore i am going to spend some minutes of my life write utter garb about my friends !
ok well ill be honest with you its not really grab ! lol :)

ok well on with the show:

Reece - well hes lovely really and hes tall so he is superior of me !
Andrew - well yes he is taller than me which is cool because i like it that way !
Samantha - i have known her for like years and that so erm yes !
Sophie - how can i describe her ............ lol !
Rebecca - yes shes coolies and a musician !
Jade - shes a nice quiet girl who well is lovely !
John - hes my graphics friend and hes really cool !
Paige - shes like fun to have a laugh with in English !
Chloe - shes really lovely and nice and I've known her since primary !
Jodie - well she is quiet and well I've been with her since the age of four !
Laura - she is also my graphics friend and comes up with some really good stuff !
Darren - although i don't know him too well i still consider him to be my friend !
Kirsty - apparently well she makes out that she stalks me but does she? !
Layton - me and him are like the only gays in the village so i love him !
Natalie H - she lovely although i don't really see too much of her !
Sally - yes shes is a lovely quiet artistic girl her drawing is wow !
Ashley - hes good to have a laugh with !
Sophie D - her and Ashley are like a double act so yay !
Kayla - at times she can be a bit loud but shes nice though !
Chris - hes a dirty minded yet lovely lad !
and finally ..................... sorry to put you last mate but well sorry !! lol :)
Anthony - although i have never met him he is my new idol so i would value him as a friend because hes is generally lovely !!

(sorry to anyone who i have missed off but if you think that you deserve to be on here then please tell me and i will put you on)

so now you have an incite to all of my mates !!

bye for now ly xx

September

Yes well it has been an interesting month really !


Here is a list of things I've done this month :

• Slapped one of my closest mates across the face
• Became a prefect
• Read a book - Graham Norton -So Me
• Read a book at school in English - An Inspector Calls + Of Mice And Men
• Done Of Mice And Men English course work - and got a B (1 or 2 mark off an A)
• Done confusing work in maths - my brain is still mush
• Stayed behind until 8pm in Graphics to do art work
• Been on the computer too much - and got red eyes
• Found Anthony Hill on youtube - amazing
• Listened to some classical music in school
• Learnt some German vocabulary
• Played badminton again in PE
• Done interesting education in re
• Done coursework in science
• Been confused in critical thinking
• Talked about my work experience in pse
• Done some work on my keyboard
• Attempted to play guitar
• Dabbled with singing
• Tryed writing
• Read some magazines - a pile of tosh
• Ate and slept and whatever else
• Watched hardly any TV because i have been busy
• Done most of my house-hold chores
• Been given money
• Been rejected offers for a date to the prom
• Walked a lot
• Talked and laughed a lot
• Been on a gallivant to IKEA
• Listened to a lot of music
• Successfully adopted Vernon Kay's accent - well almost
• Made friends and got closer to new people or people I'd previously fallen out with
• Drank a lot of water
• Misinterpreted peoples words or actions
• Been very honest with myself and others around me
• And a whole lot more which either is not worth writing, or i cant remember

So that is all so I'll suppose I'll be back in October !!

anthony hill !! :)

yet again i have been watching anthony hill on youtube and i have checked out his myspace page too !

whilst on his myspace page i found something interesting...................a link entitled learn my songs, and so i proceeded to click on it and found my favourite song of his called "glitter ball".

so now as the followed link suggests i am now trying to learn his song, which is very good, at least when he does it, he makes it look so easy,damn it!

anyway once i get the hang of changing chords at the correct time i should be able to have a jolly good crack at it ! lol !!

ill probably keep you updated on this ...................... actually i definitely will do so.

oh well tally hoo for now!

change

in my ealier blog i said that i was going to be learning "square one" but instead i am going to do "low" becasue its about my level, becasue im shit at guitar!! lol :)

so far on it i think im doing okay with it, although if someone else was to hear it then they would say yeah well what a pile of tosh that was you muppet !!

oh gosh !

inspiration

Today i have been having a gander on you tube and this cool guy called Anthony Hill has now inspired me to get my guitar out again !! :)

so now i am attempting to learn how to play coldplays' square one , which to be honest isn't going too well at the moment because my fingers are hurting ! :(

this may take some time on practice but i suppose that is what it is all about really, keeping going with it !!

well i don't really have anything else left to say at the moment so ill keep you posted on my progress !! :L