Sunday, 9 November 2008

bonfire parties can result in arse burning .........

Yesterday my next door neighbours had a bonfire party with the main components : alcohol, fire, fireworks, music and people.

So it was all going fine ; the fire works were going off colourfully and the fire was burning rapidly. So it sound all okay until the effect of the alcohol kicked in, it was a riot !!

Anyway they had this empty garden shed which wasn't really being used for anything and was just a bit manky and lame to be honest but it didn't deserve the treatment which it got ............

The guy next door in his drunken and possible high state of mind and body decided to start booting this shed to bits and putting it on the bonfire including the plastic roof.

By this time the guests were more drunk and started to have this huge row about shit knows what and the music was getting louder.

Then they all got a bit scared because they let off those fireworks which sound like screaming but they started firing at the house of their own accord.

After yet more alcohol and sandwiches were consumed the guy decided it would then be a god idea for one of his mates to shove this rocket up his arse and let it of and film it : so in the end they did it and it was so funny to watch him just running around shouting "fuck that burned my arse"

I of course was watching all of this from the very safe distance of my bedroom window until; they caught me looking and started waving at me !

After hiding from them for like half an hour i went back to the window to find that as soon as i peeped my head round the edge of the blinds i was being stared at again.

Then that was the end of the party for me i couldn't watch any more but their party went on until the early hours of the morning !

So now i think that we have learnt that if you go and get drunk at a bonfire party then there is the possibility of disorder and getting your arse cheeks burnt !!

This is all very random.

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