"More reasons to shop at Morrisons" ........

Today I decided that would proceed in purchasing a cheese and tomato sandwich from the supermarket which goes by the name of 'Morrisons'

For some unknown random reason I decided to read the packaging whilst I was munching away.

Whilst doing this I came across a message on the packet which you would not usually expect to see this read .........

" Here at Morrisons we believe in keeping things simple. This tasty sandwich has been made for you today - here-in-store, in our kitchens, by our wonderful staff, using simple, everyday ingredients. We hope you enjoy eating your sandwich. We enjoyed making it for you. "

Myself I thought that this was rather strange yet lovely to have this on my sandwich packet, so next time you do shop at Morrisons and purchase a sandwich do take the extra 30 seconds to read the packet and see this message for yourself.

The whisk .......

I bought a whisk from Argos for £3.96.
In order to do my graphics work.

I fully dismantled it, removed every screw.

And this was the result ..........

This just goes to show that even the cheap stuff is made properly

[even if it is by a small child in a sweat shop for 20 pence]

Try the random quiz

There is this random website with a random quiz on it.

I found this on Anthony's blog and gave it a go and it is well ........

see for yourself !!

You just have to type in the top 100 words in the english dictionary [it sounds so simple, well it is really]

After a few gos you soon find out that it is all simple words which when you think about is is a bit silly because you actually have to think a lot about what you are writing because your mind is trying to think of complicated words but they really are not !!


So if you have any sense go and have a go at it ..............

http://quizicon.com/100-Most-Common-English-Words-Quiz.html


I shall now go and keep having a go at it and I will see how long it takes me to get all or most of the words on the list.

Another one to try is name the punctuation symbols .............

http://quizicon.com/Punctuation-Symbols-Quiz.html

I am not very good at this one because it helps if you study french. [which I don't]

If you go on the website home page there is a whole list of quizzes so go and have a peep !! x

I wish I had a hole in my wall !

The inventors of 'Hole in the wall' presented by Dale Winton are amazing .........

It is so great to see these celebrity people showing a different side, a slightly less professional side, a sprinkle of fun.

If you don't know the concept of it, basically there is a wall with shapes in it which speeds towards the contestants and they have to get into the correct shape to fit through the wall and if they don't they fall into a pool of water. Also there is the fact that they do all of this wearing just a tight, shiny, lycra suit. Oh what fun !




If you haven't already watch it !!!!!! otherwise go on youtube !! x

Easily inspired ...

At the moment I seem to be getting very easily inspired by the simplest of things for example:

-Pete Doherty
-Anthony Hill
-Poets
-Writers
and many other things .........

But I think that it is so great that I have all of this inspiration around me because then I can do some of my own stuff !

At this moment in time, well not this exact moment, I am writing some poetry and I am also working on a music project of 1 cover song and 1 of my own so that I can put them on to youtube for the world to see !

So look out for that @ www.youtube.com/zigzagem92

but for now here is one of my poems from my book- called life

Acting like nothing ever changed
Moving on, the past still remains
Forever we see no future
This life is just torture
We have history
But no story
The history is present
Like such in cement
What ever awaits us
Does not engage us
Guess this is our life
This heap of shite

Copyright 14 Nov 2008

mock GCSE #1 ...........

Okay so I have to prepare something for my mock GCSE graphics exam which is in four weeks. We had to choose between a foody thing or recycling. So I chose recycling.

The basic idea for my final piece is to make two people; the first from recycleable materials such as paper or cans. And the second made from ...........

one of these ----------------------------------->>

but I have to spend the time to unscrew every single screw in the thing and sort it all out.

Then in the 10 hour exam time I have to make these two people and photograph them how nice !

Hopefully I should get a good grade out of it with the support of my sketchbook and research. If I don't it will be really bad because I want my grades dude !!

The ideas in this blog have been copyrighted as of 23:07 13 Nov 2008.

(if any ideas are copied I will know and i reserve the right to hit you when I do [a word of advice just don't copy me] ).

Poetry ........

The following is a really funny poem about sex which my friends Paige and Laura participated in writing :

At first it was illegal
But then everyone was doing it, yes even that fat seagull
I thought about waiting
But my hymen was chaffing
So I got him in the sack
Then opened my crack
I thought I'd shave
For my new man Dave
But it went a bit wrong and I cut my clout
So when he saw it in the bedroom he started to scream and shout
He wanted a tit-wank
So I told him to talk to Frank
Then he slapped me silly
Cause I refused to suck his willy
Damn that boy got rough
And now I'm up the duff
Yeah that's right, he hurled his load up my muff
When I'm done I'll have a right pie of a chuff
Anal was an option but I thought no
I don't want an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve
So we did it doggy style and that's the way I conceived
Now I look like a whale
My anal virginity is up for sale
But now my chuff is officially dead
I think I'll have to stick to giving head

the end

This poem made me 'lol' !!
Hope you liked it xD xx

Mr P.D

Pete Doherty the Babyshamble and Llibertine !

This guy who some people hate and some peopple love !

Personally I love him for a few main reasons:

• Talent
• Poetry and lyrics are great
• He is generally lovely
• He is an inspiration

I never seem to understand why people hate him so much because he is just a person he shares the same world as us so why is there the need for this discrimination against him? This is the reason why:

• His history of drug abuse
• His association with the likes of Amy Winehouse
  
  

Clearly there are people out there who do take interest in him and like what he does because other wise they wouldn't have bothered spending the time to make this piece of artwork of him.

Pete Doherty shall remain to be one of my many idols and heroes !! x

bonfire parties can result in arse burning .........

Yesterday my next door neighbours had a bonfire party with the main components : alcohol, fire, fireworks, music and people.

So it was all going fine ; the fire works were going off colourfully and the fire was burning rapidly. So it sound all okay until the effect of the alcohol kicked in, it was a riot !!

Anyway they had this empty garden shed which wasn't really being used for anything and was just a bit manky and lame to be honest but it didn't deserve the treatment which it got ............

The guy next door in his drunken and possible high state of mind and body decided to start booting this shed to bits and putting it on the bonfire including the plastic roof.

By this time the guests were more drunk and started to have this huge row about shit knows what and the music was getting louder.

Then they all got a bit scared because they let off those fireworks which sound like screaming but they started firing at the house of their own accord.

After yet more alcohol and sandwiches were consumed the guy decided it would then be a god idea for one of his mates to shove this rocket up his arse and let it of and film it : so in the end they did it and it was so funny to watch him just running around shouting "fuck that burned my arse"

I of course was watching all of this from the very safe distance of my bedroom window until; they caught me looking and started waving at me !

After hiding from them for like half an hour i went back to the window to find that as soon as i peeped my head round the edge of the blinds i was being stared at again.

Then that was the end of the party for me i couldn't watch any more but their party went on until the early hours of the morning !

So now i think that we have learnt that if you go and get drunk at a bonfire party then there is the possibility of disorder and getting your arse cheeks burnt !!

This is all very random.

October

Well another month is over and its another month closer to the end of the year but hey ho ....
here is this months almighty list of shit i have done :

• played some more badminton in PE
• managed to sprain or at least pulled a muscle in my arm playing tennis
• watched yet more of Anthony Hill on YouTube
• found a load of my mates from primary school on Facebook
• read some poems, been inspired and wrote some myself
• been on a day trip to the Trafford Centre on my own (what goodness)
• bought a cosmopolitan magazine (which was good)
• had a laptop bought for me
• listened to the wonderful Pete Doherty in Babyshambles and The Libertines
• been to IKEA again
• done lots of school work
• found that wireless Internet signals fluctuate noticeably
• watched some fireworks in the backs
• found that time is money (and it is a true Fraze)
• been jumped on, trampled, and sat on by my dogs

and that is basically all i have been bothered to do in a month but hey well thats just how it goes ..........

au revior !! x