Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Friday, 14 November 2008

Easily inspired ...

At the moment I seem to be getting very easily inspired by the simplest of things for example:

-Pete Doherty
-Anthony Hill
-Poets
-Writers
and many other things .........

But I think that it is so great that I have all of this inspiration around me because then I can do some of my own stuff !

At this moment in time, well not this exact moment, I am writing some poetry and I am also working on a music project of 1 cover song and 1 of my own so that I can put them on to youtube for the world to see !

So look out for that @ www.youtube.com/zigzagem92

but for now here is one of my poems from my book- called life

Acting like nothing ever changed
Moving on, the past still remains
Forever we see no future
This life is just torture
We have history
But no story
The history is present
Like such in cement
What ever awaits us
Does not engage us
Guess this is our life
This heap of shite

Copyright 14 Nov 2008

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Poetry ........

The following is a really funny poem about sex which my friends Paige and Laura participated in writing :

At first it was illegal
But then everyone was doing it, yes even that fat seagull
I thought about waiting
But my hymen was chaffing
So I got him in the sack
Then opened my crack
I thought I'd shave
For my new man Dave
But it went a bit wrong and I cut my clout
So when he saw it in the bedroom he started to scream and shout
He wanted a tit-wank
So I told him to talk to Frank
Then he slapped me silly
Cause I refused to suck his willy
Damn that boy got rough
And now I'm up the duff
Yeah that's right, he hurled his load up my muff
When I'm done I'll have a right pie of a chuff
Anal was an option but I thought no
I don't want an arsehole like a wizard's sleeve
So we did it doggy style and that's the way I conceived
Now I look like a whale
My anal virginity is up for sale
But now my chuff is officially dead
I think I'll have to stick to giving head

the end

This poem made me 'lol' !!
Hope you liked it xD xx